Monday, July 14, 2008

[Video+ Translations] Channel- A Shopping and Takoyaki- DBSK/TVXQ/Tohoshinki


credit: nicyoche@yt

Translations:
credit translations: maydx93@soompi

Fukawa: Ah, mika-chan(?), every worker on this show rides in only one car, and then there's the car for off-set locations too. With this off-set location car, I never feel nervous.

GH: Oh, is that so?

Fukawa: Nobody feels like they're working! It's like being in a Japanese jacuzzi! I finally feel relaxed for once! Today, we have some guests. Before, we did something very sorry to them. So today, I want to apologize to them for that.

GH: This is a super spicy dish!

PD: This was the last time MC Fukawa welcomed DBSK. We prepared the spiciest dishes for the spicy dish loving group DBSK.

JJ: AH! TOO SPICY!

YC: This is the first time that I feel Channel-A is scary.

JJ: [I couldn't read the subs clearly] It's like Channel-A wants to torture us.

PD: The completely hated Fukawa.

Fukawa: They are back again! Tohoshinki!!

DBSK: Yooroshiku.

Fukawa: I thought after the time that you would never come back again! What does it feel like eating spicy foods now?

JJ: Very uncomfortable.

Fukawa: Very uncomfortable?

DBSK: Yes.

Fukawa: We really appreciate it.

GH: Yep.

PD: Representing Asia, the most superb, awsomest, bestest group, DBSK. New single, Why Did I Fall in Love With You, is about to be released. The fans in Japan only becomes more and more amazed by them. This time, because Fukawa wants to have a good relationship with DBSK, and to apologize sincerely, he has presented a special plan.

Fukawa: With that kind of feeling, today is like this. Fukawa presents "The adventures of Shopping for Necessities!!"

GH: What do you guys usually like to buy?

JJ: We don't go often.

GH: Then how much to do you bring?

JS: It's always seperate.

Fukawa: The members can't all not go shopping.

GH: Oh yeah.

Fukawa: But as for living, you all live together, right?

DBSK: Yes, we live together.

Fukawa: Oh, I see, then when you go buy stuff, you can't all go out on the streets like regular people right?

PD: This time, Fukuwa set up this shopping adventure for the superstar DBSK, who can't go shopping like regular people. They will join together all the stuff that they like. The selected stores are waiting for them to arrive.

Fukawa: After many thoughts, what is the most important? I feel that it's electronics.

GH: Yes.

Fukawa: So, we are in front of the Yodobashi Camera store. It's all because of this tour.

GH: What can you all afford?

Fukawa: The producers have decided. Mika-chan, this is different than what was planned. This is my wallet!!

GH: It's so dirty!

Fukawa: Even though it's like that, it is still a souvenier from Finland! It's Fukawa presents, not money presents!

GH: You said it yourself! You will do everything that it takes no matter what!! So, I'm sorry. Uh...it's empty!

JJ: Uh...it looks like there's only 50,000(jpn $).

GH: Only 50,000?? Fukawa! And you were bragging...only 50,000!

PD: Bringing the money with them, they followed the staff into the store. The first is the very famous store Yodobashi Camera Store in [insert place name, Idk how to translate it..sorry]. "The Adventures of Shopping for Necessities" begins now! Heading to the 7th floor, which is the fridge/washer floor.

GH: Just a question, but um..what do you guys use right now?

DBSK: A 2 in dryer/washer.

Fukawa: Two in one dryer/washer? Does everybody have one??

Store Assistant: Presenting first, the washer that can get rid of odor on clothes.

YH: That's very important.

Fukawa: Why do you work here? You have a great voice!!

[they advertise the washer/dryer, and say that it's perfect for DBSK]

SA: So like that, it will be very clean!

[Dong Bang boys look amazed, so cuuute!]

YC: I really want one!

YH: Even though we really want one..

YC[I think it was YC, couldn't tell]: .. but, it's very expensive right?

GH: You guys don't have to pay!

JJ: We don't have to pay?

GH: Because it's a gift today.

Fukawa: There are a lot of other choices too! A lot more after this!

YH: You're sweating!!

PD: No matter how much Fukawa worries about his wallet, they still came to the fridge section!

Fukawa: Can your fridge be very useful?

JJ: It's a little dirty.

YH: A little??!! [such a Jaeho moment!]

GH: Do you cook at home?

YH: Yes, we still cook at home, sometimes. Especially vegetable pot(Asian dish, popular in China/Korea/Japan, diff styles, Idk which style they're talking about).

[Rants on about the fridge, JS said that it's good that you can set it to any temperature..um..doesn't every fridge do that?? LOL..so cute]

SA: Now the wine cellar.

YH: Ah, the wine cellar.

Fukawa: Why are you doing this to me??

[blabs about the wind cellar, and how the members love it, just advertisement]

GH: Wine cellar is a very luxurious item!

JS: Yeah, it is.

GH: So when one person buys it-

Fukawa: THIS IS TOTALLY OUT OF MY LEAGUE! [If you pause the video at 6:30, Fukawa kinda looks like LeeTeuk before debut..LOL..just a random fact, don't kill me]

GH: But we have lots of solutions!

Fukawa: THIS WILL MAKE ME GO BROKE!

PD: The next floor is the 6th, vacuums, and kitchen electronics.

GH: Is this a vacuum?

Fukawa: Saw it when I was little! I was super excited! [he still looks really excited, lol]

GH: Enough, it's okay.

Fukawa: Why doesn't anybody agree with me?? Will you guys use it?

JS: OF COURSE!!

Fukawa: Really? Do you recognize it? You haven't really used it?

YC & JS: But before, we wanted the wine cellar.

Fukawa: Wine cellar? But they were all out of stock. Yodobashi Camera was all out of wine cellar!

[rants on again about the oven in the kitchen section, must be Jae's fav!!]

JS: It can be together with the can?

SA: Yes, with the can, with the wrapping together is possible too!

JJ: Won't it explode??!! [the expert at work here!]

SA: It won't.

JJ: WOAH!! [Notice their expressions..so cuute]

Fukawa: It's great, but I want to recommend this. Hand mixer, perfect for desserts!

YH: We have a lot, we really do have a lot of this already!

GH: A lot?? Why so much?

PD: Next floor is the 3rd floor, where the TVs are.

[goes on about TV]

GH: the price is 865,800!!(jpn $)

Fukawa: Isn't this too much??!!

CM: Nope. [finally! a minnie part!!]

JJ: It's perfect!!

GH: Do you have a place to put it?

CH: Of course we do, we want this more than anything!!!

GH: want it the most?

Fukawa: This is the biggest size that Japan has!!

SA: Actually there is a 105 inches one.

GH: Can we preorder???

[notice Suiiiiee's laugh!!!!]

SA: 6,000,000(JPN $)

Fukawa: Look, everybody's backing out.

PD: The tour ends here, so the decisions of the members are...

GH: [hard to read the subs]Do you guys have your eyes set on something?

JJ: There's a lot.

Fukawa: From my point of view, I truly cannot be happy at all.

PD: There's only 50,000 in Fukawa's wallet, so he cannot be happy at all.

Fukawa: Everything they want must be within this range, consider this.

GH: So we have prepared this segment. It's this, deciding the amount!

JJ: 1,000,000!!!!

PD: She has prepared the dartboard that will decide the amount! It ranges from 50,000 to 1,000,000. And so the destiny of DBSK and Fukawa is....

Fukawa: This can't decide my fate!

DBSK laughs evily, while clapping.



credit:nicyoche@yt

Translations:
credit translations: maydx93@soompi

The parts in brackets are just my fangirlness
-translator


Fukawa: This is absolutely unavoidable!![not sure about this line, it was hard to read, I think he's talking about him losing money]

PD: The challenger up from DBSK is the leader, U-Know Yunho.

Fukawa: This is a variety show.

JJ: It needs to be 1,000,000!!!! [Jaeho much? lol that was so cute coming from JJ]

Fukawa: Start!

PD: And in the end, how much did DBSK hit??

PD(the little talking head now): DBSK is still wondering around for "The Adventures of Shopping for Necessities."(TASN) How much will DBSK be able to get?

**commercial**

PD: Due to the failure of Fukawa's last plan, we have sent DBSK on to "TASN", using the PD's money. And now the fate of DBSK...

JJ: It needs to be 1,000,000!!

Fukawa: It's been decided! The amount is 50,000!! [leave it the other four to kill their leader now!]

PD: The allowance for "TASN" will be 50,000.

Fukawa: The time limit is 5 minutes.

DBSK: 5 minutes?

Fukawa: You have to pick an item that is 50,000 within 5 minutes. And start!

PD: Immediately, the members of DBSK rushes to each floor to find their ideal item. And we are going to explain the rules. The dart decided that the members have 50,000 to pick their favorite item. But the time ilimit is 5 mintues.

YH: Not a lot of time!

PD: Yunho has a lot of interest in cameras. So he immediately went to the floor with the cameras. He has looked through all of the newest and best cameras.

[SA rants about cameras, YH goes, "that's great."]

PD: The Yunho who decided everyone's fate finally found his ideal item.

[SA rants some more about cameras, YH goes, "then this one it is."]

PD: Wow, the leader is the leader, he decided on it with in the blink of an eye!


CM: About the iPod....

PD: This is the fourth floor, the item that CM wants is an iPod.

[Minnie is so cute looking at the speakers!]

PD: But before finding the iPods, he has found the speakers that he loves!

CM: I really like it! [his gestures are soooo kiddie and cuute!]


[I love looking at Jae's back..::drools::]

PD: JJ came to the direction of the speakers too, but he is troubled because...

JJ: How many GB is this?

PD: He has always wanted an iPod touch.

JJ: Excuse me!

PD: Because he want to know how many GBs it is, he calls for the SA.

JJ: Changmin! Changmin!! [the last time I checked, Changmin was the maknae in the best group in Asia called DBSK, not some store assistant in the middle of Japan....XD]

PD: The JJ that just bumped into CM and YC is slowly running out of time....

JJ: AH!!! YooChun ah!! [I love his voice, don't you?]

CM: Pick up the speed!

YC: iPod??!!

CM: We are running out of time!

JJ: Um..that iPod Touch, um...how many GB's is it??

SA: It's about 32 GBs

JJ: 32 GB? How much is it?

SA: That one..uh...hold on.

JJ: iPod? [his english is oh so cute! "iPodo?"]

CM: Yeah.

JJ: IPod.

CM: Liar.

SA: 59,800.

JJ: 50,000 ahhhhhhhhh!!!! [I'm cracking up right now!! My eyes are tearing up! Jae must want to kill YH right now!!]

PD: The price of the iPod Touch is 59, 800, which exceeds the limit of 50,000.

CM: OK! I'm going back! Going back!!! [he is the only one with a clear mind in this group! jk...lol, I just love our Dong Bang dorks!]

JJ: Are you sure this cannot be any cheaper? [Jae's housewife/mother mode has been turned on.]

PD: CM has left to go to another counter. JJ is still struggling, but there cannot be a discount.

JJ: What do I do? Time, is it running out?

PD: The fast reacting CM immediately goes to find the speaker items associated with the iPod.

CM: AH......this has a lot of songs doesn't it? This one...okay, I pick this one.

PD: After much self struggle, he decides on the speaker set for the iPod[yeah,the iPod that Jae couldn't afford..lol]

CM: We couldn't buy the iPod, it was just so expensive. [the maknae is so mature! He was so cute..lol..::sighs::]



PD: Here is the YC who is also having struggles and troubles.

YC: Ah...earphones, the same set of earphone that I have used for three is years is now broken.

PD: Deciding to buy the earphones, the frustrated YC is left with almost no time! There's only 30 seconds! Aiya YC!! What are you going to do?

[he looked so funny when he was running, like one of those housewifes that fight to get to the front of the sales line! lol..esp. with taht ponytail...lol, not that the ponytail is bad]

YC: Excuse me, is this okay?

SA: Ah, this one, no problem.

PD: No matter what, YC has decided on the speakers.

PD: And so JJ is in front of the portable voice recorder counter.

SA: When you're in the recording studio, you can make good music with it.

JJ: 56,000...[what is with him and the overly high priced items?? lol]

SA: This one here is a match with the 50,000 price limit. This is a little over 40,000, it can record music and voices well.

JJ: Okay, then this one it is, it's great!


PD: Suffering the same fate as JJ, Junsu is on the floor with the lighting sets, for some reason, he is looking at lamps.

JS: Ah, this is fitting, it's good, this, uh..isn't this expensive?

SA: Yes, it's because it's specially made.

PD: Still listening to the SA's explanation as if there was no time limit, but he is running out of time also!

JS: It's made in Italy. Okay!

GH: They all took different items!

Fukawa: DBSK only has four members??!! [I would probably die if that happened..ah!!]

YH: Yes, starting now, there's only four members. [coming from the leader?? lol]

Fukawa: Junsu?

GH: Didn't show up.

[all complains at the same time lol]

PD: There's only a little time left. Junsu is perfectly satisfied with his chosen item.

Fukawa: Ah, he's here.

GH: Welcome back! What is that?

Fukawa: Let us see what you have all picked.

[PD rants on about all the items this time. lol]

JS: This is...lamp! Turn this on, and then write lyrics, and listen to music.[he really is the unique one. XD]

Fukawa: Is this really your plan?

JS: This is really expensive!

[PD rants on about special lamp.]

Fukawa: Ah, I forgot to say one thing!

PD: He forgot to say one thing.

Fukawa: Within these times, only one person can get it.

PD: Only 1 out of the 5 can get their ideal item is the truth left behind. GH gave us the idea of drawing straws to pick the person.[more like picking sticks] They need to finish the ice cream to decide on their fate. The members all grab their chance within seconds, but....why is there one for Fukawa? Is there something behind this?

GH: If Fukawa wins the pick, then the item goes out to the viewers out there! One of the items here will be a be a present for a viewer! All praying to be one while eating ice cream innocently.

Fukawa: I just started eating. The 6 men who are eating ice cream.

PD: The first one to finish is JJ.

GH: Nothing! [it kills me to see Jae sad!]

Fukawa: I don't think it has anything written on it.

GH: JS just lost also! [YC looks so happy behind him!]

PD: There on after, the members who keep on feeling at loss. This is an ending that none of the DBSK members expected. He did it.

Fukawa: Fukawa did it! Why is it like this?

PD: DBSK has been defeated. [but they're Gods Rising from the East!]

Fukawa: The ending is near. I want to apologize for what happened last time, but this is the same as not apologizing!! And so.......we're giving you guys another chance!!!

DBSK jumps around excitedly!! [CAN SOMEONE MAKE A GIF OUT OF IT?? esp. the Junsu legs!! I'm totally not tech-savvy...clueless about how those are made. It it's sooooo cute!! lol]

PD: The 2nd round DBSK's TASN has been decided!! Can DBSK purchase items that are 1,000,000???

JS: ONE MORE CHANCE!! [is he getting another lamp??!!]

GH: Ready? Which one is it?



credit: nicyoche@yt

Translations:
credit translations: maydx93@soompi

Translation:


PD(talking head): There is a feeling of greatness! DBSK making a never made before takoyaki!

DBSK: Hello everybody, we are DBSK.

CM: We're going to make a menu for Channel-A.

YH: A new menu. We are going to try to create a new menu this year too.

JJ: It's selling well.[I presume they mean the old menu from last year?]

CM: It is sellling well!!

JS: I have never tried it before!![meaning takoyaki or their old menu, I'm not sure, sorry]

YC: I know. [Yoosu moment! Or more like members despising Su together..lol]

PD: It's selling out everywhere. The DBSK originally made "barbecue meat on a stick"[I totally have no idea how to translate it into English, sorry] is going to be in the A-Nation Portable Food Carts(PFC) everywhere this year. This year, what is the menu for the PFC??

Yunho exclaims "ahhh.....uuuuuuhhhhh..."

YH: What is this? It's alive!!

JS: It's not dead?

YH: It's alive! So big! So on the menu today is, takoyaki!!

PD: This year's A-Nation is going to sell DBSK's originally made takoyaki.

YH: Actually, we've never made takoyaki before.

DBSK: So there's going to be professionals here.

PD: The professionals who make takoyaki.

Takoyaki #1(guy in white): We're here! Please excuse me, thank you!

PD: They are professionals

T1: You guys look frustrated. Even though I don't look like a professional, I actually have been studying Culinary Arts for five years.

JS: Culinary Professional!!

YC(was it him? Couldn't tell): Japanese Culinary Professional!

JS: Onnegaishimasu(it's like literally "give me some pointers" JS is just being polite)

[facts about the Takoyaki #1 guy]

[blabbing about how to make takoyaki]

JS: Make it big!

T1: Big?

JS: When I eat takoyaki, it's so tiny! It's like there's no octopus! [I feel the same way, I need bigger food to fill my stomach]

T1: You like to eat luxuriously?[it's kinda like JS likes to eat things on a bigger scale]

[goes on about takoyaki, again]

JS: How do you cut it? Just put in like that! The head!

YH: It looks so delicious!

[takoyaki making...again]

JS: It already looks so good with just the "little round part that sticks to things on a octopus's tentacles"[sorry, I don't know what it's called....I'll go look it up after]

T1: Just have a little of the "little round part that sticks to things on an octopus's tentacles."

YC: It does look really good!!

[as you can tell..takoyaki explanations]

T1: Just like that, pour it all into the little mold.

JJ: Is this okay?

T1: It's fine if it's on the outside.

JJ: It's fine if it's spilled on the edges?

T1: Do it faster, faster.

JJ: So hard!

T1: Put the "little round part that sticks to things on an octopus's tentacles" in now. Woah, you did it well.

JJ: It looks so good!

PD: The first time that DBSK has challenged making takoyaki. Each of the members look equally serious!

PD(on set): Have you seen food that looks like takoyaki in Korean?

JS: There isn't takoyaki.

YH: There is a thing called "uchinke."

PD(on set): Interesting?

DBSK: Interesting, it looks so good!

[notice YooSu moment around 4:33, JS is putting food on to YC's plate!! Unless I'm mistaken, someone wanna make a gif of it??]

[more about takoyaki]

JJ: It's delicious.

T1: How is it? It's huge pieces of takoyaki!

JS: I was right, it does taste better when it's in bigger pieces!![you said it Junsu!! I agree]

[takoyaki ranting....]

YC: This tastes better than the first one! [they're trying out the different styles of takoyaki]

PD: Now it's the biggest pieces of takoyaki, how does it taste?

YC: This the best!

YH: This taste the best!

YC: This one's good. It's soft.

[takoyaki facts/ranting/blabbing]

[so they tried 3 different styles of takoyaki, and now they all agree on the one that's the best is the one they tried last, the ones with the biggest pieces of "little round part that sticks to things on an octopus's tentacles" that's really soft.]

[PD rants about takoyaki, how DBSK all liked that one the best]

YH: NATTO!

PD: Natto?! What kind of menu is it?

YH: How is it? [I just noticed minnie's scarf, I want one!! I like it a lot!]

T1: IT'S DELICIOUS!

PD: Next time, the best and unbelievable original takoyaki!




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