[Random] 22nd CENTURY MATH (DBSK Version) aka DBSK Logic Equation

A girl in soompi made this DBSK Logic Equation which was really really funny!
I never knew that math can be interesting this way.

if math was like this, i would study math forever and ever AMEN.hahaha


22nd CENTURY MATH (DBSK Version) aka DBSK Logic Equation

Equation 1

JunSu = singer + good looking guy + oyaji gag
ChangMin = singer + good looking guy
Therefore,
JunSu = ChangMin + oyaji gag
Therefore,
JunSu - oyaji gag = ChangMin
Therefore,
JunSu who cannot make oyaji gag = ChangMin

Equation 2

JaeJoong = singer + good looking guy + cook for other member
ChangMin = singer + good looking guy
Therefore,
JaeJoong = Changmin + cook for other member
Therefore,
JaeJoong - cook for other member = ChangMin
Therefore,
JaeJoong who doesn't cook for other member = ChangMin

Conclusion

From Equation 1 and Equation 2:
JunSu who cannot make oyaji gag = JaeJoong who doesn't cook for other member

In other words:
JunSu makes oyaji gag SO THAT JaeJoong doesn't turn into ChangMin (Argument 1)
JaeJoong cooks for other member SO THAT JunSu doesn't turn into ChangMin (Argument 2)
THUS JunSu makes oyaji gags BECAUSE he doesn't want JaeJoong to turn into ChangMin (DBSK need someone who would cook for other member)
AND JaeJoong cooks for other member BECAUSE he doesn't want JunSu to turn into ChangMin (DBSK need someone who to bully everyday)

So, we come to:
JunSu + JaeJoong = ChangMin + oyaji gag + Changmin + cook for other member

Therefore from Argument 1 and Argument 2 we can conclude that:
JunSu + JaeJoong = 2 ChangMin who live happily ever after (because they [I use they because there were 2 Changmin] don't have to make oyaji gag and don't have to cook for other member)

credit: bluetopaz@soompi